I've been teeming with irrepressible urges to get it on for as long as I can remember. I was the girl in the GAP velvet overalls your parents didn't want you to hang out with because she showed you her live-in nanny's condoms. Now, don't be ashamed for being a lusty woman — it's really is great thing.
I believe having a heightened sex drive is a surefire sign of mental wellness, and I wouldn't dumb down my sexuality for anyone. However, I believe there are two key components to being a good lover: being enthusiastic, and being a tease.
Disclaimer: I'm a sex-positive lady who — in NO way — is here to shame women and men for having sex right away (to each their sexual own); that's not what this conversation is about.
Look, babes, it's no secret that I'm a highly sexual creature with an insatiable libido. The 11-year-old, pimply girl who finds a Playboy magazine while snooping under her older brother's bed and brings it to school the next day to show all of her tween friends what naked women look like, huddled in the bathroom stall? I was the girl with the rainbow-colored braces and a glow-in-the-dark retainer who stole her older sister's Cosmo magazine, figured out what a blowjob was and told her entire fourth grade class via note passing. You get what it's like to be an insanely sexual human being who has trouble keeping it in her pants.
With dilated pupils and clenched jaws, we overnight our online shopping; we take to Tinder and maniacally swipe left and right with the speed of wildfire.
We incessantly press the elevator buttons with a hyper-irritated urgency in hopes of quickening its arrival, and we order our Seamless dinners from the comfort of the back seat of a taxi so our food is delivered and ready to be ingested the very moment we unlock the doors to our apartments (and we're It's not so different than the falsified feel-goods of a drug high.
Is there anything quite as sexy as someone with wit and a way with words?
There’s a reason why a sense of humor is almost always at the top of everybody’s list of most attractive attributes; being able to make someone laugh makes them feel good.
What bantering is is being coarse, rude or insulting.
One of the biggest issues I’ve seen in dating circles are people who seem to mistake being an asshole for being funny.
Humor builds rapport, and finding things that we both find funny is way of finding commonality.
Humor helps us have fun, and we appreciate people who have the ability to bring the fun.
But there is ONE problem with being a horn dog, ladies: Sometimes, we just aren't the best at channeling our inner tease goddess. (And trust me, I really had to work at mastering the art of the tease.)It didn't come naturally to me at first, but now that I'm really into it, I love it.